…the Pax must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a Donkey Lips... on the Public Square, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation. (the BOM!)
Well it sounded like a good start! However, the Donkey called an audible on account of his "ob-stac-les" YHC stepped forward to offer his services as Q for the Gloom, resulting in the whole damn SubStation goin' apey. Pole Dancer R-U-N-N-O-F-T to California for a 1 Day Business Trip! (is that even possible?) DeerStand said he musta been lookin' for answers. The following exchange was heard between Little Debbie and Patty Cake;
LD: Gonna paddle a little behind.
PC: Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.
LD: No, I believe he's gonna paddle it.
PC: I don't believe that's a proper characterization.
LD: Well, that's how I'd characterize it.
PC: I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.
DD then chimed in with a "I'm with you fellars" To which BadCall added, "Heh, you don't say much, friend, but when you do, it's to the point and I salute you for it!" YHC response to all this rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring was a simple "C'mon in boys, the water is fine."
- 25 SSH IC
- 25 Windmills IC
Deck of Death
YHC presented the PAX with a slightly modified deck of 56 cards. Each Pax took turns drawing a single card, the PAX would then complete the number of Reps and assigned movement. Jokers were assigned as follows - small Joker (25 Reps pax's choice), Large Joker (one lap of the AO and 25 Reps of the pax's choice), OH,,,,this deck has four Jokers.
- ♠ CopperHead Squats (3 count)
- ♣ Flutter Kicks IC
- ♥ CopperHead Merkins (3 count)
- ♦ LBC's IC
The resulted in 129 Copper Head Squats, 129 Flutter Kicks (IC), 104 CopperHead Merkins, 104 LBC's (IC), 25 Imperial Walkers (IC), 25ish Wind Sprints across the AO, and 2 laps around the AO.
"The Lord your God is with you; his power gives you victory. The Lord will take delight in you, and in his love he will give you new life.He will sing and be joyful over you..." Zephaniah 3:17 (GNT)
The opening paragraph and the devotion share a common theme even though they come from different sources. No matter the challenges we face or the difficulties the Jester throws in our path, the SkyQ is the ultimate authority! God rejoices with us and over us every time we follow him and conquer the our quest. The Victory is already won!